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Don’t touch my food!

So yesterday I was telling my mom how much I want some chicken livers from the place my dad gets them, so my grand bitch of a mother overheard me and decides to make a whole pan of chicken livers. However I went to my dad’s and my dad ended up getting me some so I didn’t eat none of hers . Not finishing, I put my leftover chicken livers in the refrigerator last night and this morning I come out of the room and my grandmother is like:

her: “Where did mommy get those livers?”

me: “My dad got them.”

her: “Oh they were good I gotta know where to get more”

And I’m like this bitch did not eat MY livers after she made an entire pan of them.

DONE